So, you’ve decided to take a cruise… now what?
- Alex Currie
- Jan 26
- 3 min read
You’ve done it. You’ve officially traded your "I’m not a cruise person" card for a "Wait, I can visit three countries and only unpack once?" card. Welcome to the club!
But now comes the part that feels like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded: Which ship do I choose? Where am I going? And how do I even get to the boat?
Grab a coffee (or a piña colada), and let the Wonderland crew break down the "First-Timer’s Guide" to finding your sea legs without the stress.
The Big Debate: To Fly or Not to Fly?
Before you pick your cabin, you have to decide how you’re getting to the gangway. This is usually the fork in the road for most new cruisers.
The "No-Fly" Cruise (Door-to-Deck)
This is the ultimate "stress-free" option. You drive to the port (like Southampton), park the car, and walk onto the ship.
• The Vibe: Relaxed from minute one. No luggage weight limits (within reason!), no liquid restrictions, and no "Final Call" airport sprints.
• The Catch: You’re limited by geography. From the UK, this usually means the Mediterranean, the Canaries, or the Norwegian Fjords. You’ll also spend a few days "at sea" just getting to the sun.
The "Fly-Cruise" (Straight to the Sunshine)
You hop on a plane and meet the ship in a sunny port like Barcelona, Venice, or Miami.
• The Vibe: Immediate holiday mode. You land, and within hours, you’re in the heart of the action. This is how you reach the Caribbean or the Greek Isles without spending a week at sea.
• The Catch: You have to deal with airports and baggage limits. Pro tip: Always fly in a day early so a flight delay doesn’t literally "miss the boat."
Finding Your "Ship Soulmate"
Think of cruise lines like personality types. You want to make sure you’re hanging out with people who share your energy.
• The Adrenaline Junkie: If you want to skydive, surf, and rock climb… all before lunch. Royal Caribbean is your playground. They don’t just build ships; they build floating cities with zip lines.

• The Modern Sophisticate: If you want "cool luxury" with incredible cocktails and no kids running around, Virgin Voyages is basically a boutique hotel that happens to float.

• The Traditionalist: If you love Afternoon Tea and a dress code that feels like a scene from Titanic (the glamorous part, not the sinking part), Cunard is calling your name.

The "Rule Breaker": NCL (Norwegian Cruise Line). Their "Freestyle Cruising" means no set dining times and no formal dress codes. It’s perfect if you want to eat dinner in your jeans at 9 PM one night and 6 PM the next.

• The Style Icon: MSC Cruises. Expect glittering Swarovski crystal staircases and a chic, European atmosphere. They are often the best value for money and have an incredible "ship-within-a-ship" luxury area called the Yacht Club if you want to feel like royalty.

Why I’m a Royal Caribbean Loyalist (The "Secret" Perk)
I’ll be honest: I have a massive soft spot for Royal Caribbean. While the giant slides are fun, the real reason I stay is the Crown & Anchor Society.
Cruising is one of the few industries that actually rewards you for having a good time. Once you start racking up points, you get "Loyalty Perks" that make you feel like a minor celebrity. I’m talking about:
• Free Drinks: (Yes, actually free). At higher tiers, you get several drink vouchers loaded onto your card every day.
• The "Secret" Lounge: Access to private areas where the snacks are gourmet and the vibe is chill.
• Priority Perks: You’re the first one on the ship and the first one off.
It’s like a video game where the more levels you beat, the more free stuff you get. Who doesn’t love that?

Itinerary 101: Don't Overthink It!
For your first time, keep it simple:
1. The "Classic" Med: Perfect for people who want to see Rome, Florence, and Barcelona in one week.
2. The Caribbean Chill: Best for people who want to sit on a beach with a drink that has an umbrella in it.
3. The Norwegian Fjords: Best for "The Gram." The scenery is so beautiful it looks fake.
Stop Browsing, Start Packing!
I know, I know, there are a lot of decks, cabins, and buffet options to consider. But that’s what we are here for! We’ve spent more time on ships than some people spend in their own living rooms, and we can help you find the exact right fit for your budget and your vibe.
Ready to turn that "someday" into a "sailing"? Drop us a message today, and let’s get you booked on your dream cruise (and maybe start earning those free drinks!)




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