So, you’ve decided to swap your landlocked life for a week of buffet-hopping and waking up in new time zones. Great choice! But here’s the thing: picking a cruise line is exactly like dating. If you’re a "quiet book in a corner" type of person and you accidentally end up on a ship with a neon-lit nightclub and a belly-flop competition, you’re going to have a bad time. To save you from a holiday "break-up," we’ve profiled the major players of 2026. Here is who they are, what t